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"It was during this interval that the little hunchback, half drunk
already, presented himself before me, singing and playing on his drum. I
took him home, to amuse my wife, and she invited him to supper. While
eating some fish, a bone got into his throat, and in spite of all we
could do, he died shortly. It was all so sudden that we lost our heads,
and in order to divert suspicion from ourselves, we carried the body to
the house of a Jewish physician. He placed it in the chamber of the
purveyor, and the purveyor propped it up in the street, where it was
thought to have been killed by the merchant."
Heading One
"This, Sire, is the story which I was obliged to tell to satisfy your
highness. It is now for you to say if we deserve mercy or punishment;
life or death?"
The Sultan of Kashgar listened with an air of pleasure which filled
the tailor and his friends with hope. "I must confess," he exclaimed,
"that I am much more interested in the stories of the barber and his
brothers, and of the lame man, than in that of my own jester. But before
I allow you all four to return to your own homes, and have the corpse of
the hunchback properly buried, I should like to see this barber who has
earned your pardon. And as he is in this town, let an usher go with you
at once in search of him."
Heading Two
The usher and the tailor soon returned, bringing with them an old man
who must have been at least ninety years of age. "O Silent One,"
said the Sultan, "I am told that you know many strange stories. Will
you tell some of them to me?"
"Never mind my stories for the present," replied the barber, "but
will your Highness graciously be pleased to explain why this Jew, this
Christian, and this Mussulman, as well as this dead body, are all here?"
"What business is that of yours?" asked the Sultan with a smile; but
seeing that the barber had some reasons for his question, he commanded
that the tale of the hunch-back should be told him.
"The man is no more dead than I am," he said; "watch me." As he spoke
he drew a small case of medicines from his pocket and rubbed the neck of
the hunchback with some ointment made of balsam. Next he opened the dead
man's mouth, and by the help of a pair of pincers drew the bone from his
throat. At this the hunch-back sneezed, stretched himself and opened his
eyes.
Heading Three
The Sultan and all those who saw this operation did not know which to
admire most, the constitution of the hunchback who had apparently been
dead for a whole night and most of one day, or the skill of the barber,
whom everyone now began to look upon as a great man. His Highness
desired that the history of the hunchback should be written down, and
placed in the archives beside that of the barber, so that they might be
associated in people's minds to the end of time. And he did not stop
there; for in order to wipe out the memory of what they had undergone,
he commanded that the tailor, the doctor, the purveyor and the merchant,
should each be clothed in his presence with a robe from his own wardrobe
before they returned home. As for the barber, he bestowed on him a large
pension, and kept him near his own person.
Continued